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Good Quotes from Great Movies
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The Cable Guy
"My name is Ernie Douglas, but my friends call me Chip."
"The future is now..."
"You might want to put on a bathing suit cuz you'll be channel surfin in NO Time!"
"You mean illegal Cable..."
"I'll juice you up"
"This concludes our broadcast day Click"
"Only the finest resturaunt in town"
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Dumb and Dumber
"Where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctivly flock like the salmon of Capistrano im talkin about a little place called Aspen"
"Chicks dig it, Its a shaggin waggon"
"Lobby bar, right in the lobby"
"I deasperately want to make love to a school boy..."
"I got worms"
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Ace Ventura
"...You want to talk to snowflake you talk to me..."
"All righty then"
"I will slip amung them like a transparent Thing"
"...This is a lovely room of death"
"And you must be the monopoly guy"
"Die Devil Bird"
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Truman
"Oh in case I dont seeya good afternoon good evening and good night"
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Happy Gilmore
"Your gunna die clown"
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Billy Madison
"You know how badly I can beat you right"
"You aint cool unless you pee your pants..."
"No I will not make out with you"
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Office Space
" I can't talk to my mother so I talk to My Diary" |
Tyler Durden
"You are the all singing all dancing crap of the world"
"His name is Robert Paulson"
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The Matrix
"The matrix is all around you"
"Free your Mind"
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The Emporer's New Groove
"Oh the poison, The poison for Kuzco, Kuzcos poison"
"NO he's got a point"
"You owe me a new acorn"
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